So I just

hit my friend Jojo up for a loan. 800 euros is what I'm looking for. Unfortunately, asking someone on the other side of the atlantic is insane because the dollar is shrinking... it is screaming woe is me, mini me mini me, the once laughable euro is sinking me....
People..... 1 euro last week would get you 1.65 or so.... my friends in Europe are all smiles thinking of all the great things they can buy in the US now.